problackgirl:

contestant on singing talent show: i quit my job for this, dropped out of school, I left it all… just for this moment

me: nobody asked you to do that though

(via shakaz-from-tanakas)





May you live every day of your life.
– Jonathan Swift (via kushandwizdom)



You have a butt and I have a pair of hands gosh what a coincidence

(Source: nerdsfuckhard, via j-e-r-b-e-a-r)





piratequeenintraining:

College students only have 2 levels of stress:

1) I don’t give a fuck

2) OH MY GOD IF I CAN’T DO THIS MY LIFE IS OVER I’M GONNA HAVE TO WORK AT MCDONALDS

There is no in between.

(via j-e-r-b-e-a-r)